Reality Rant

Let's be honest. Cochran only decided to win Survivor because he knew it would make us happy. And by happy, we mean Bill. Let us pay tribute with an HOUR of Survivor coverage where we rip everything from "Teeth-gate", to Rudy's favorite word, to the upcoming Blood vs. Water. Prepare yourself. Things are about to get sticky.

That's exactly what Gary should do. In cast you didn't know, something pretty epic happened on Big Brother Canada, eh! Eric and Bill break down the dramatic and implore BB USA to take after their Canadian counterpart!

Yes, the hockey boys took home the top prize on The Amazing Race, which while they are a satisfying champ... it still feels like something was missing this season. What gives? Find out inside!

Wow some crazy stuff has been going down on Caramoan. Looks like there's a new head nerd in charge but will it last? Who cares, laugh as Bill stumbles through this podcast on Scotch! (And get ready for a follow-up VERY soon)

Yup, it was a non-elimination leg... yay... Another leg with little opportunity to pass, but at least there was a funky labyrinth (that we could barely see on TV)! Are there any teams worth rooting for in this final 5? With a double U-turn coming, will anyone have the balls to attack the hockey boys? And when will we start teaching Americans history again?

We only say that from the aspect that he makes great TV. Not 1, not 2, but 3 players were immune at tribal and that has to make you think... WHY!?!? Really, shouldn't have Eddie been a step more dispensable? Does the rest of this game have any chance of flipping? Will the production crack and put TWO idols back in camp? Time will tell...

It had to happen. The Amazing race finally became not-so-amazing. Why did Phil Keoghan and team slack in Switzerland? More importantly, what the foxtrot is a switchback and how is it that teams STILL fail to read the clues?!? Oh wait, they're rednecks...

Sometimes we wish Survivor players were smarter. Other times we just laugh at their idiocy. This is the latter of the two. Why is it that no one can count? Do we actually mourn the loss of Corinne's personal gay? And when will Cochran and Dawn officially school the rest of the numbskulls?

We could sit here and critique the singers (Lazaro!), but picking on the shows is so much more fun. Who's doing what right? Who's stinking up our television sets? And why does Bill think Shakira's pregnancy was timed so perfectly? Let's find out...

Poor Corinne, you played too hard, you went home fast. You went home before Phillip, you were outlasted by the pretty boys... Yup, life sucks. But hey, we kinda love you now, if that's any consolation. Where does Survivor go form here? Will Andrea and Brenda finally become factors in this game? Bring on the drama!

So Malcolm thinks he has everything figured out. He knows where all the idols are. He's aligned the strongest men together and he have long gorgeous hair. Does this mean the game is over and the merge is irrelevant? And is there a chance that Dawn and Cochran are really the puppet masters of Caramoan? Discuss.

Sometimes The Amazing Race truly delivers in awesomeness. This time it delivered in stupidity. As for the podcast title, we'll tell you what kind of fail at the beginning of this podcast, but needless to say, we're being slightly offensive. Why can't teams read clues and obey local laws and customs? Who knows, but we rip them for it inside.

IF you ever wanted to nap through two episodes of Survivor, now would probably be the time. The most uninteresting tribal swap in recent memory just happened and now we are all doomed to more challenge dominance. The good news, if you ever worried Survivor was rigged, the lack of drama over the next few episodes should prove you wrong. What? An extra bag of rice? Damn it!

Again, plenty of fun to be had on The Amazing Race, but this leg was a little short. I mean playing with the bushmen is great and all, but would it have killed them to give us a continuation? Worse yet, why is it that the teams we like to root for fall to the abyss known as non-elimination. Yay... speed bump.

Props to The Amazing Race for providing it's third-straight, challenging, intriguing leg. But we need to talk about these teams. Very few of them are playing the meta game and they made some BIG strategic mistakes as a result. So join us as we mourn the exit of our favorite team (and then bash the rest).

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