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Reality Rant 11/6: PooP for Flushing
November 06, 2013 09:00 AM PST
After watching metric crap tons of reality TV, we need to get some things off our chests. For that matter, we just need to drop kids off at the pool. No reality turd is safe... It's time for a PooP cast!Reality Rant 11/4: Losers at the Ready
November 04, 2013 09:00 AM PST
And no, we are not talking about ourselves. This time around the trainers got to pick their own teams, and considering the use of two trainer saves so far it seems like the trainers might be a bit attached. Is this new twist a good thing? For that matter, is "Loser" suffering from a huge case of unnecessary celebrity?Reality Rant 11/2: Survivor, Bloody Survivor
November 02, 2013 08:24 PM PDT
Yup, we're back and we've got PLENTY to say. Is this season better off without Brad Culpepper? How comical was Kat crying? Why doesn't anyone have an immunity idol? And what can you expect once redemption islands selects its returnee?Reality Rant 10/1: The Amazing (Literacy) Race
September 30, 2013 11:05 PM PDT
Just when you thought it was safe... The Race is Back! You wanna know what else is back? Stunt Casting! The Express Passes! Trickery! Afghanimals?! Oh race, we missed you, but does this season hurt so bad, or hurt so good?Reality Rant 9/30: Survivor - Death of the Pirate
September 30, 2013 10:39 PM PDT
Well, it happened. Rupert is gone and aside from that the game is more predictable than ever. What is it going to take to shake things up? Will Colton actually quit. Does anyone care? (Hint: We do.) Details inside.Reality Rant 9/22: Big Bother, and no we didn't forget an "R"
September 22, 2013 09:16 PM PDT
Big Brother is over. Andy won. America lost. Why did this season of Big Brother go down and not in the fun way? Is it the worst season ever? And what effect will this season have on the future of non-returnee seasons?Reality Rant 9/22: Survivor - Non-Swimmer's edition
September 22, 2013 09:09 PM PDT
New Survivor! YES! Old stereotypes about black people and swimming! Boo! Yup, Blood vs. Water started with a bang, but will the family twist truly make for a more compelling season. Also, was Rupert and idiot for "saving" his wife. And does anyone else believe Colton's crying act?Reality Rant 9/6: Who-did-it?
September 06, 2013 08:15 AM PDT
Whodunnit? was supposed to be our new "Mole". It didn't quite meet expectations on that front, but for those of you who could get over the fact that there was no real way of guessing the murderer, Whodunnit? was an amazingly entertaining if not campy reality series. Want our final impressions? Just stand right under this chandelier...Reality Rant 9/6: Casting Special
September 06, 2013 08:04 AM PDT
New Survivor cast! New Amazing Race Cast! Even Hell's Kitchen shenanigans! Amazingly we didn't touch on Biggest Loser here, but now that they've introduced the Trainer Save you can trust we'll get back on the mics.Reality Rant 8/30: The End of Aaryn
August 30, 2013 07:35 AM PDT
Scary how Aaryn became on of the bigger game players in the BB house. Now she's gone and the last reason to watch the show is pretty much gone too. Some big questions in this cast... Who is worthy of winning? Where's Pandora's Box? AND is Big Brother Scripted?Reality Rant 8/10: Big Brother Catch-up
August 10, 2013 12:19 AM PDT
Ok, be prepared for a trash-tastic podcast. And by trash-tastic we mean limited gameplay and massive amounts of bigotry and racism. Life is fantastic like that. Especially when you CAN'T EVEN WATCH! THANKS TIME WARNER! Regardless, we''re here to rip the cast a new one. You know you wanna listen.Reality Rant Double Dose: Who Did What?
July 19, 2013 04:32 PM PDT
AKA Whodunnit... AKA The Mole light... AKA the Ronnie show. Seriously man, stop playing so damn well. We do have a major bone to pick though. How can you do a whole show where the murderer doesn't even know the murders they are committing. That's messed up. The show is still fun, but come on...Reality Rant 7/19: Aaryn got ZERO votes?!?
July 19, 2013 04:27 PM PDT
OK, now that you are over the title, take a moment and let it sink in. These are the repercussions of her actions. But if you think Aaryn is the most reprehensible houseguest ever in Bill's mind, you've got another thing coming. Have the ladies of BB15 taken control of the house? Who's the real MVP here? And seriously, does anyone believe the winner of this game is pre-ordained in the slightest bit?Reality Rant 7/4: Big Brother Independence
July 04, 2013 12:15 AM PDT
At some point, freedom of speech needs to be taken to the extreme. And by that we mean CBS needs to show America who these houseguests really are! Two houseguests have already been fired in the real world for their deplorable actions on the BB live feeds, but we have yet to catch a glimpse of this on CBS. Make it happen! Also, a little strategy, but seriously, this cast is full of horrid people.Reality Rant 6/28: You-Dunnit!
June 28, 2013 11:56 PM PDT
Whodunnit? You did it! Or maybe the butler... Who cares! This is the second (third? fourth?) coming of The Mole, so we automatically love it. But of course that doesn't mean we won't critique it. What's wrong with the campiest reality show on television? Let's find out...Reality Rant 6/26: Big Brother Where Art Thou?
June 26, 2013 12:53 AM PDT
The summer has officially started and the Chen-bot's batteries are fully charged. How will 16 new idiots, we mean houseguests, fare in the Big Brother house? Can anyone stop Elissa from continuing the Rachel Reilly reign of terror? And how will 3 nominees and the MVP affect or destroy the game?Reality Rant 5/13: Cochran's Survivor Fantasy
May 13, 2013 09:54 PM PDT
Let's be honest. Cochran only decided to win Survivor because he knew it would make us happy. And by happy, we mean Bill. Let us pay tribute with an HOUR of Survivor coverage where we rip everything from "Teeth-gate", to Rudy's favorite word, to the upcoming Blood vs. Water. Prepare yourself. Things are about to get sticky.Reality Rant 5/12: PooP on Big Brother's Topaz
May 12, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
That's exactly what Gary should do. In cast you didn't know, something pretty epic happened on Big Brother Canada, eh! Eric and Bill break down the dramatic and implore BB USA to take after their Canadian counterpart!Reality Rant 5/10: Puck Racing
May 10, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Yes, the hockey boys took home the top prize on The Amazing Race, which while they are a satisfying champ... it still feels like something was missing this season. What gives? Find out inside!Reality Rant 5/8: Yikes! Survivor catch-up
May 08, 2013 05:42 PM PDT
Wow some crazy stuff has been going down on Caramoan. Looks like there's a new head nerd in charge but will it last? Who cares, laugh as Bill stumbles through this podcast on Scotch! (And get ready for a follow-up VERY soon)Reality Rant 4/24: Race Down, Face Down
April 24, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Yup, it was a non-elimination leg... yay... Another leg with little opportunity to pass, but at least there was a funky labyrinth (that we could barely see on TV)! Are there any teams worth rooting for in this final 5? With a double U-turn coming, will anyone have the balls to attack the hockey boys? And when will we start teaching Americans history again?Reality Rant 4/22: Malcolm, King of Survivor
April 22, 2013 11:34 PM PDT
We only say that from the aspect that he makes great TV. Not 1, not 2, but 3 players were immune at tribal and that has to make you think... WHY!?!? Really, shouldn't have Eddie been a step more dispensable? Does the rest of this game have any chance of flipping? Will the production crack and put TWO idols back in camp? Time will tell...Reality Rant 4/19: Amazing Race Relapse
April 19, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
It had to happen. The Amazing race finally became not-so-amazing. Why did Phil Keoghan and team slack in Switzerland? More importantly, what the foxtrot is a switchback and how is it that teams STILL fail to read the clues?!? Oh wait, they're rednecks...Reality Rant 4/17: Survivor Math
April 17, 2013 12:48 AM PDT
Sometimes we wish Survivor players were smarter. Other times we just laugh at their idiocy. This is the latter of the two. Why is it that no one can count? Do we actually mourn the loss of Corinne's personal gay? And when will Cochran and Dawn officially school the rest of the numbskulls?Reality Rant 4/12: Idol/Voice Musings
April 12, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
We could sit here and critique the singers (Lazaro!), but picking on the shows is so much more fun. Who's doing what right? Who's stinking up our television sets? And why does Bill think Shakira's pregnancy was timed so perfectly? Let's find out...Reality Rant 4/9: Corrine's Conundrum
April 09, 2013 09:30 AM PDT
Poor Corinne, you played too hard, you went home fast. You went home before Phillip, you were outlasted by the pretty boys... Yup, life sucks. But hey, we kinda love you now, if that's any consolation. Where does Survivor go form here? Will Andrea and Brenda finally become factors in this game? Bring on the drama!Reality Rant 4/3: Survivor - Alpha Male Edition
April 03, 2013 12:32 AM PDT
So Malcolm thinks he has everything figured out. He knows where all the idols are. He's aligned the strongest men together and he have long gorgeous hair. Does this mean the game is over and the merge is irrelevant? And is there a chance that Dawn and Cochran are really the puppet masters of Caramoan? Discuss.Reality Rant 4/5: Race FAIL
April 05, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Sometimes The Amazing Race truly delivers in awesomeness. This time it delivered in stupidity. As for the podcast title, we'll tell you what kind of fail at the beginning of this podcast, but needless to say, we're being slightly offensive. Why can't teams read clues and obey local laws and customs? Who knows, but we rip them for it inside.Reality Rant 3/27: Survivor, thy name is predictability
March 27, 2013 06:48 AM PDT
IF you ever wanted to nap through two episodes of Survivor, now would probably be the time. The most uninteresting tribal swap in recent memory just happened and now we are all doomed to more challenge dominance. The good news, if you ever worried Survivor was rigged, the lack of drama over the next few episodes should prove you wrong. What? An extra bag of rice? Damn it!Reality Rant 3/29: Was that even a Race?
March 29, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Again, plenty of fun to be had on The Amazing Race, but this leg was a little short. I mean playing with the bushmen is great and all, but would it have killed them to give us a continuation? Worse yet, why is it that the teams we like to root for fall to the abyss known as non-elimination. Yay... speed bump.Reality Rant 3/23: The Meta-Race
March 23, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Props to The Amazing Race for providing it's third-straight, challenging, intriguing leg. But we need to talk about these teams. Very few of them are playing the meta game and they made some BIG strategic mistakes as a result. So join us as we mourn the exit of our favorite team (and then bash the rest).Reality Rant 3/21: Pink Power!
March 21, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Now you know. If the producers of The Biggest Loser put you in a pink shirt it's either win or die. Luckily Danni escaped the death penalty by a single pound (And Bravo!). Despite a telegraphed finish, we're remarkably lovey-dovey about this finale. But what can Loser do to get back to the days where the weight loss wasn't just great, it was epic?Reality Rant 3/20: Hantzian Psychology
March 20, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
Ok, you asked and now he's gonna get it. The multitude of issues that we have with Brandon Hantz can't begin to fit into a single podcast, but we crammed them in anyway. Also in the line of the Firing Squad is Jeff Probst. Did he hand;e arguably the biggest meltdown in Survivor history in the best way possible? Let's find out.Reality Rant 3/17: Who's Gonna LOSE?
March 17, 2013 09:00 AM PDT
There is a fundamental problem with calling it The Biggest Loser. Namely, why is everyone fight so hard just to lose? Fighting for first is fighting for last? Wordplay aside. Danni went bonkers on the scale and has some competition in Jeff. For once, we genuinely like all 4 remaining players. But Joe needs to be voted in, not Jackson. Mark our words.Reality Rant 3/16: Racers Hall of Shame
March 16, 2013 01:53 PM PDT
Sometimes your special. Sometimes your special in the short bus way. And then sometimes you just need to be kicked off the race with an "Oy Vey". This episode of the Race has left us speechless. Of course, we kid so listen up as we praise The Amazing Race for getting back to its awesomeness.Reality Rant 3/12: Tribes Gone Wild
March 12, 2013 10:20 AM PDT
Why is it that every reality show has to have its freak show? As we bear down and prepare to deal with the storm that is Hurricane Brandon, lets take note of where the game of Survivor stands. The Fans pull a blindside. Reynold is as pompous as ever, and Phillip is one of the power players... WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?Reality Rant 3/8: A Racing Wet Dream
March 08, 2013 09:00 AM PST
And by wet we don't mean water. We mean moist. Juicy. Seriously, if this leg didn't make you doing something dirty in your pants you aren't alive. Speedboats, ATVs, Mud Racing, Waterslides into poop! Ok, maybe that last one was a big much, but New Zealand is AMAZING! Now can David & Connor make a run at the impossible?Reality Rant 3/4: Survivor - Barbie Edition
March 04, 2013 08:46 PM PST
Remember simple math. An alliance of 4 is not good enough in a tribe of 10. This fact seems to have eluded the Ken & Barbie alliance and thus two Barbies, Allie & Hope, have bit the dust. But could Hope have saved herself? And why is Sherri quickly becoming the "Shemar whisperer"?Reality Rant 3/6: Can You Stomach Makeover Week?
March 06, 2013 09:00 AM PST
It's Biggest Loser Makeover week! That means we get to teach kids how to be superficial!! Oh wait, we shouldn't be cheering for that. Instead, let's focus on the fact that no one was eliminated this week and that no one will have to run the Biggest Loser Marathon... yeah, that's the ticket!Reality Rant 3/1: PooP Deluge
March 01, 2013 09:00 AM PST
You missed us. And we missed you. So in honor of that we deliver our third straight podcast in as many days! Start off March with some epic PooP! The Dancing With the Stars cast, Nerds, Top Model and the girl (without a penis and guitar) that could save Idol.Reality Rant 2/28: Biggest Loser, Coffin Edition
February 28, 2013 09:00 AM PST
Yes, the producers brought out a coffin to jerk the tears out of Gina. We're not saying that The Biggest Loser has hit a new low, but at some point "Face Your Fears" week may be going too far. Fortunately, crazy stunts like this give us amazing fodder for a podcast. Enjoy!Reality Rant 2/27: Racers, LEARN TO SWIM!
February 27, 2013 12:19 AM PST
The Amazing Race has a way of bringing out the worst stereotypes in people. Idries and Jamal gave us a heavy dose of this first hand. Why don't people learn how to swim before going on the race? And why are stilt the coolest thing to hit the islands in a decade?Reality Rant 2/14:SURVIVOR: Crazy Train Edition
February 14, 2013 08:30 AM PST
Why do we always have to end up back in high school? We have a Ken & Barbie alliance on one side, bullies on the other and ooh look at the cute animals! No seriously, look at the cute animals, they're frickin' awesome! For the premiere we watched the show at the SAME TIME we podcasted so cringe along with us through the Survivor goodness... and epic failness.Reality Rant 2/9: Smell the PooPie!
February 09, 2013 09:00 AM PST
Yup, its that time again. Reality POOP! We've got Speidi, The Swan, extra Ramsay, the return of Vicci Martinez... and cast rants for Survivor and The Amazing Race!Reality Rant 2/7: Losers Prep for Singles!
February 07, 2013 09:00 AM PST
Has the show been rigging it for Danni to advance? Who cares! She did it by her damn self and now we're at singles! Gotta wonder though, how different would the Biggest Loser have been without Jillian Michaels? Or if it was actually involving the kids.Reality Rant 2/5: Welcome to Nerdvana
February 05, 2013 10:10 PM PST
This is an advocacy podcast. Sometimes there are shows that you really should be watching but you might not know about. King of the Nerds, Thursdays on TBS, is one of those shows. Please listen and then please watch because we need more shows like this.Reality Rant 1/24: Idol Musings
January 24, 2013 09:00 AM PST
As we prepare to watch Week 2 of American Idol, it's time to take Week 1 to task. Did the "new and improved" judging panel mean a damn thing? And experimentally, what does America REALLY want to see to turn Idol back into the juggernaut that it used to be back in the golden days?Reality Rant 1/23: Damn White Team!
January 23, 2013 08:18 AM PST
Jillian must be snacking on Ho-Hos because we are on the cusp of the unbelievable. Somehow she is down to one trainee and with the exit of Pam we have to start playing the blame game. Is America's Toughest Trainer too tough? Are the former members of the white team too weak? Or did the producers just concoct the perfect situation for drama?Reality Rant 1/15:Shake it till you Break it
January 15, 2013 07:36 AM PST
Oh Pam, why didn't anyone tell you this wasn't "Dance Your Ass Off"? The White team has finally avoided an elimination, much tot he dismay of poor Cate who was sent home because her family cares for her. How dare they! Don't they know they're supposed to treat their loved ones with derision and disrespect?!? And don't even get us started on the loss of Nathan. Huh, that's our job? Well consider us started then!Reality Rant 1/7: And The Biggest Loser Is...
January 07, 2013 01:08 PM PST
Time to get back to the scale and the Biggest Loser Ranch invites 15 new victims for more beatings beatings beatings! But why are the kids being treated with kid gloves? Also, should players be allowed to quit on week 1. Did TC get a raw deal? And why is Jillian Michaels failing this season where she always used to succeed.?Reality Rant 12/24: Survivor: The Best Present Ever!
December 24, 2012 09:00 AM PST
We say this with hearts warm and full... CONGRATULATIONS DENISE! Honestly could not be much happier with this final 4 and how well Denise played to get here. So with all of this glee why are Eric and Bill cussing out their Survivor namesakes. Might have something to do with the return of Malcolm (woot!) and Survivor: Caramoan (reserved woot...)Reality Rant 12/23: Twinnies Go Down
December 23, 2012 09:00 AM PST
And not in the fun way. Somehow we got our wish when it comes to The Amazing Race finale this season. Correction: Bill got his wish, Eric still feels that he had no one to root for. And for that matter, why is Eric stuck on thinking, "You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye!"? Because he's a dork is part of it, but listen for the truth.Reality Rant 12/22: Pitch Slapped
December 22, 2012 07:36 AM PST
We may have a problem with The Voice. We like Cassadee Pope, really we do. For that matter we like Nick and Terry, but at some point you have to severely question the voting system. Did The Voice violate its core concept by overpowering this series with iTunes voting? Will it result in commercial success? We've got some answers.Reality Rant 12/9: Carter, We Hardly Knew Ye...
December 09, 2012 09:00 AM PST
Somebody got eliminated from Survivor. We talk about everybody else. Is Abi-Maria's survival truly shenanigans? Should Dangrayne be shamed for their auction performance? Does God intend for Malcolm to win it all? And which Lisa will show up next week?Reality Rant 12/7: Twins for the Win... Ugh!
December 07, 2012 11:01 AM PST
The race has gone beyond the point of sickness. If you listen to this podcast you know how we feel about non-elimination legs. The fact that one just helped the one team we would actually pay to see Philiminated... ugh! Is there any chance this season of race can be redeemed?Reality Rant 11/30: XTina Be Gone!
November 30, 2012 09:00 AM PST
The Voice is deep into the live shows and Team XTina has been fully ejected. With Team Cee-Lo having its first casualty, doe Trevin Hunt have what it takes to get them to the finish line. And is it possible for a girl to win, breaking the streak of Bald Black guys taking home The Voice trophtReality Rant 11/28: Abbie & Ryan got hosed
November 28, 2012 10:12 AM PST
Yes, we have seen one of the greatest moments of strategy in Amazing Race history. Should it have been possible? Is there a chance that a loophole was left open just so that an extra million dollars wouldn't fly out of the Race coffers? Regardless, 2 teams need to realize they are being played, because there's only 1 team running this race and only 1 winner.Reality Rant 11/21: Is This Even a Race?
November 21, 2012 09:00 AM PST
The Race (which we refuse to call Amazing at this point) has really started to hit some new lows. Since when can you get help on a Roadblock? Lost passports do not make for entertaining television. And can we PLEASE have some competition?Reality Rant 11/19: Survivor, The Way It Should Be
November 19, 2012 01:26 PM PST
Seriously, kudos tot he team at Survivor for numerous amazing episodes this season. This most recent on was absolutely fantastic. We know we are called the Reality rant, but there really isn't anything negative to say... Oh, wait. We still have Abi-Maria. Rant commence!Reality Rant 11/11: Survivor BLOWOUT!
November 11, 2012 11:22 AM PST
Everything must GO! Especially if it's named Abi-Maria. Our Survivor Roundtable has re-convened to discuss the merge and the chaos that has ensued as a result. How have our pre-season predictions held up? What new predictions do we have for the rest of the season. All that and hydrochloric acid, inside.Reality Rant 10/27: The (insert adjective here) Race
October 27, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
We've got our picks, but all of them are far from Amazing. How did a cast that seemed genuinely likable initially turn so bland? Does the race course have something to do with it? And why does Eric feel the need to admonish this season on what could be considered moral grounds?Reality Rant 10/29: The Merge of our Dreams
October 29, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
A healthy dose of Survivor has been served. We have a dream finale in mind and we know just how to get it, but do Malcolm and Denise? Further, can someone please muzzle Abi-Maria? And finally, what is the true power of knowing the holders of 3 immunity idols?Reality Rant 10/26: What does PooP sound like?
October 26, 2012 11:27 AM PDT
You've been clamoring for it and here it is. More PooP! We take on The Voice, Donald Trump, Celebrity Diving (yes, that exists now) and even a certain little munchkin known as Honey Boo Boo.Reality Rant 10/12: Misery thy name is Matsing
October 12, 2012 12:34 AM PDT
We are going to have to pour one out for the Matsing tribe on Survivor. With only two members left, it's basically unfair to call them a tribe. But does that mean the game is over for Malcolm & Denise? How do Eric and Bill see things playing out? Has Abi-Maria locked up the Bat-poo insane award? And has Pete risen to the levels of Russell Hantz?Reality Rant 10/10: The Mediocre Race
October 10, 2012 01:40 PM PDT
What is so Amazing about this season's race? If you know please tell us. Challenges that you don't have to win. More bottlenecks than you can shake a stick at. We're really at a loss. Especially considering the teams we are losing. Warning: This is not a kind podcast. If you're looking for sugar, spice and everything nice, turn elsewhere.Reality Rant 10/4: Survivor for Pessimists
October 04, 2012 12:35 AM PDT
Yes it has gotten that bad. 3 immunity challenges, 3 straight losses. Even Malcolm has called it heartbreaking. Pessimism may be running amuck at Matsing, but we've found a few reason for hope. Can Matsing turn this around? And what about all this Idol foreplay? Has Abi-Maria ruined the game for both her and RC?Reality Rant 10/5: Racing for Big Bucks!
October 05, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
...and no whammies. But seriously, a few teams pissed us off on what may have been the easiest opening leg in a long time on The Amazing Race. Why is there an insistence on casting pseudo-celebrities? Why are the tasks getting easier? And when will we see Phil Keoghan just smack a team for being stupid?!?Reality Rant 10/3: Survivor's baking cookies!
October 03, 2012 12:18 AM PDT
Yes, we all love them, but they have no place in Tribal Council. Cookies?!? SERIOUSLY?!?! Regardless, with the new episode of Survivor airing tonight, we decided to take a risk and look like idiots. Hear our predictions on the next episode and laugh at us when they don't come true!Reality Rant 9/23: Time to take a crap!
September 23, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
That's right, we've got more PooP for you. And we've been saving it up for quite a while. So let's stop prairie dogging it and get to all those other reality shows you love to hate!Reality Rant 9/22: SURVIVOR - Zane flames out
September 22, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
Wow, who knew you could pack 39 days of Survivor into a single 3-day stint on the island? Apparently Zane did as he masterfully worked his way out of the game. Now that he's gone, is Russell Swan in trouble. And who is our Reality Rant MVP of the week?Reality Rant 9/21: Quack Attack! Ian Wins Big Brother!
September 21, 2012 12:14 PM PDT
Amazingly, Ian Terry has become the youngest winner in Big Brother history, but was his win the most satisfying ever? And how do we feel about Dan being the runner-up. Who cares! What we really want to know is whether Shane has gotten his restraining order on Danielle yet.Reality Rant 9/17: Will Danielle be the death of Big Brother?
September 17, 2012 01:06 PM PDT
We're down to three and in a rarity on the Reality Rant podcast, we actually believe the majority of remaining players to be deserving winners. Then there's Danielle. Why would a Danielle victory taint the BB cess pool forever? Listen up and find out.Reality Rant 9/12: Survivor Prediction Special!
September 12, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
The roundtable re-convenes to make their final predictions and picks for this season of Survivor. Who will win? Who will go home right away? And who will join the ranks of Colton and Philip as people we wish never got on the show...?Reality Rant 9/9: Big Brother Blitz!
September 09, 2012 04:11 PM PDT
Dan, Then Ian, Then Dan, Then Ian... who are we kidding, really it's all Dan. Agreed? Good. So now that we have that settled. How can Ian sneak his way to the end of the game? Because a Dan/Ian finale is the stuff dreams are made of.Reality Rant 9/10: Survivor Cast Preview - Kalabaw
September 10, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
Survivor has got to stop with the crazy tribe names. Tandang=Rooster, Matsing=Monkey=Russell Swan's tribe=Racist and now we have the mighty water buffalo of Kalabaw. If I was a woman on that tribe, I'd be offended. Lucky for you, we're not on that tribe but rather the whole gang (including Christian & Sarah are back on the mics to tear 6 more survivors to shreds! Ready... GO!Reality Rant 9/7: Survivor Cast Preview - Matsing
September 07, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
More Survivor? Yes, please! This time Eric, Bill, Sarah and Christian take on the Matsing tribe led by Russell Swan of Samoa fame. Does this tribe have what takes to dominate the Philippines? Who cares! We get to pick them apart and make tons of predictions that probably won't come true! And that's what you're here for, right? RIGHT?!?!Reality Rant 9/4: Survivor Cast Preview - Tandang
September 04, 2012 09:54 AM PDT
Survivor is BACK! And you deserve something special. That's why we chose to double your pleasure by bringing in two special ranters to the podcast! That's right, 4 ranters, 6 castaways... 1 podcast! Make sure you stay tuned for all 4 parts of our Survivor cast preview!Reality Rant 8/27: Dan vs. Will Kirby
August 26, 2012 12:08 PM PDT
The mega match is on and Dr. Will Kirby isn't even in the Big Brother house! After taking out Boogie (with Ian's assistance) Dan may now have pulled off something so huge, so epic, that he may now be the official King of Big Brother. Nuff said, listen to this podcast. And oh yeah, SPOILER ALERT!!!Reality Rant 8/23: Glass House, Shattered Dreams
August 23, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
Who really won Glass House? Kevin? The fans? CBS and Big Brother? We probably will never know as this is likely the one time we'll ever see the show, but it definitely left an impression on our television landscape. What can be learned from Ori and her "monkeys"? And better yet, how could the show be fixed if ABC decided to re-use that beautiful HD set?Reality Rant 8/21: Boogie Down, Boogie Out
August 20, 2012 04:52 PM PDT
Big Brother has had more than its fair share of twists and turns this season. And now we are on the precipice of seeing the second coach walk out the door. Did Boogie doom himself by crafting Chilltown 2.0 with Frank? Was the Silent Six wise to side with Boogie over Janelle? And how the hell did Shane become so damn safe?!?Reality Rant 8/10: GH: Can the viewers take a bribe?
August 10, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
IF we could take a bribe to stop watching this show we probably would have done exactly what Stephanie did. That said, this episode was the best in GH's short history by far! Could there be more mole-esque hijinks on the way. And, once someone does win this thing, will anyone feel like they deserved it?Reality Rant 8/8: Janie needs a Gun
August 08, 2012 08:51 AM PDT
Big Brother has turned on itself. They "gave" the coaches 4 weeks of "immunity" and as soon as it is gone, look what happened. Can Alison Grodner and crew save the challenge queen from eviction or have they moved on to their new mistress, Frank. And when will someone finally call Danielle out on her BS?Reality Rant 8/4: Big Brother's Big Fat Reset Button
August 04, 2012 10:55 AM PDT
Enough Said. This button may be the day Big Brother jumped that shark. Ok, fine Big Brother has jumped the shark numerous times, but you gotta admit, this one is special. What has the show got against Shane? Why does it LOVE Frank? What positives has this twist given us? Time to find out!Reality Rant 8/2: "Strategery" Under Glass
August 02, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
Somewhere along this road known as The Glass House we had to expect them to figure out the strategy. Yet, Jeffery almost got bit in the butt. Is there hope for this "little show that can't"? Do we care who wins? And how can we make sure their challenge department gets jobs elsewhere, because they are KILLING it!Reality Rant 7/31: Boogie in the House!?!
July 30, 2012 11:33 PM PDT
We called it just like the coaches did. Some returning houseguests will likely be playing the game FOR REALZ! Are the newbies doomed or will the finally unite? More importantly, do Shane and/or Frank realize that screwing yourself is not fun?Reality Rant 7/25: Reality PooP!
July 25, 2012 09:00 AM PDT
Crystal Cox, Steroids, Jillian and Beating, Bachelorette brouhahas, casting drama... And the almighty flush of the Reality Rant. Time for another PooP-cast!Reality Rant 7/23: Big "Bother" - Willie's Gone
July 23, 2012 12:56 PM PDT
The season has officially fallen apart. Tons to talk about, so less caption writing and more listening!Reality Rant 7/11: BIG BROTHER!!!
July 11, 2012 12:37 AM PDT
FINALLY! It's officially summer as Big Brother is about to begin. Unfortunately, the cast seems a little lackluster. At least that can be fixed with returning houseguests! (ugh...) Time will tell, but for now, let the speculation run wild!Reality Rant 7/10: Shattered Expectations
July 10, 2012 09:07 AM PDT
The Glass House has been fun, but if no one truly figures out how to play the game, this season will be lost and the show will be one and done. Hint: manipulate America, not each other. Can Ashley survive America for a third straight week? Does Holly know her major now? And most importantly, are Mike and Kevin worse than Jacob and Alex?
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