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    <title>Reality Rant</title>
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    <description>Founded in 2009 during a drunken moment in Las Vegas, the Reality Rant podcast started as a psychotic break. Bill and Eric have since partially gotten their acts together to &quot;abuse all the reality news you can use&quot; in podcast form.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 03:13:11 GMT</pubDate>
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    <itunes:subtitle>All the Reality news you can use and abuse!</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>Founded in 2009 during a drunken moment in Las Vegas, the Reality Rant podcast started as a psychotic break. Bill and Eric have since partially gotten their acts together to &quot;abuse all the reality news you can use&quot; in podcast form.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/21: Pink Power!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Now you know. If the producers of The Biggest Loser put you in a pink shirt it's either win or die. Luckily Danni escaped the death penalty by a single pound (And Bravo!). Despite a telegraphed finish, we're remarkably lovey-dovey about this finale. But what can Loser do to get back to the days where the weight loss wasn't just great, it was epic?]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-21</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-03-20</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>Now you know. If the producers of The Biggest Loser put you in a pink shirt it's either win or die. Luckily Danni escaped the death penalty by a single pound (And Bravo!). Despite a telegraphed finish, we're remarkably lovey-dovey about this finale. But what can Loser do to get back to the days where the weight loss wasn't just great, it was epic?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now you know. If the producers of The Biggest Loser put you in a pink shirt it's either win or di...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/20: Hantzian Psychology</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Ok, you asked and now he's gonna get it. The multitude of issues that we have with Brandon Hantz can't begin to fit into a single podcast, but we crammed them in anyway. Also in the line of the Firing Squad is Jeff Probst. Did he hand;e arguably the biggest meltdown in Survivor history in the best way possible? Let's find out.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-20</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-03-20</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1654</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>2</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Ok, you asked and now he's gonna get it. The multitude of issues that we have with Brandon Hantz can't begin to fit into a single podcast, but we crammed them in anyway. Also in the line of the Firing Squad is Jeff Probst. Did he hand;e arguably the biggest meltdown in Survivor history in the best way possible? Let's find out.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ok, you asked and now he's gonna get it. The multitude of issues that we have with Brandon Hantz ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/17: Who's Gonna LOSE?</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />There is a fundamental problem with calling it The Biggest Loser. Namely, why is everyone fight so hard just to lose? Fighting for first is fighting for last? Wordplay aside. Danni went bonkers on the scale and has some competition in Jeff. For once, we genuinely like all 4 remaining players. But Joe needs to be voted in, not Jackson. Mark our words.]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-17</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-03-16</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1056</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>3</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>There is a fundamental problem with calling it The Biggest Loser. Namely, why is everyone fight so hard just to lose? Fighting for first is fighting for last? Wordplay aside. Danni went bonkers on the scale and has some competition in Jeff. For once, we genuinely like all 4 remaining players. But Joe needs to be voted in, not Jackson. Mark our words.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>There is a fundamental problem with calling it The Biggest Loser. Namely, why is everyone fight s...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/16: Racers Hall of Shame</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Sometimes your special. Sometimes your special in the short bus way. And then sometimes you just need to be kicked off the race with an "Oy Vey". This episode of the Race has left us speechless. Of course, we kid so listen up as we praise The Amazing Race for getting back to its awesomeness.]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 20:53:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-16</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:duration>1524</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>4</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes your special. Sometimes your special in the short bus way. And then sometimes you just need to be kicked off the race with an &quot;Oy Vey&quot;. This episode of the Race has left us speechless. Of course, we kid so listen up as we praise The Amazing Race for getting back to its awesomeness.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes your special. Sometimes your special in the short bus way. And then sometimes you just ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/12: Tribes Gone Wild</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Why is it that every reality show has to have its freak show? As we bear down and prepare to deal with the storm that is Hurricane Brandon, lets take note of where the game of Survivor stands. The Fans pull a blindside. Reynold is as pompous as ever, and Phillip is one of the power players... WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:20:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-12</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-03-12</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1632</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>5</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Why is it that every reality show has to have its freak show? As we bear down and prepare to deal with the storm that is Hurricane Brandon, lets take note of where the game of Survivor stands. The Fans pull a blindside. Reynold is as pompous as ever, and Phillip is one of the power players... WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Why is it that every reality show has to have its freak show? As we bear down and prepare to deal...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/8: A Racing Wet Dream</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />And by wet we don't mean water. We mean moist. Juicy. Seriously, if this leg didn't make you doing something dirty in your pants you aren't alive. Speedboats, ATVs, Mud Racing, Waterslides into poop! Ok, maybe that last one was a big much, but New Zealand is AMAZING! Now can David & Connor make a run at the impossible?]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-08</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-03-05</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>853</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>6</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>And by wet we don't mean water. We mean moist. Juicy. Seriously, if this leg didn't make you doing something dirty in your pants you aren't alive. Speedboats, ATVs, Mud Racing, Waterslides into poop! Ok, maybe that last one was a big much, but New Zealand is AMAZING! Now can David &amp; Connor make a run at the impossible?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>And by wet we don't mean water. We mean moist. Juicy. Seriously, if this leg didn't make you doin...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/4: Survivor - Barbie Edition</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Remember simple math. An alliance of 4 is not good enough in a tribe of 10. This fact seems to have eluded the Ken & Barbie alliance and thus two Barbies, Allie & Hope, have bit the dust. But could Hope have saved herself? And why is Sherri quickly becoming the "Shemar whisperer"?]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:46:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-05</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-03-05</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1474</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>7</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Remember simple math. An alliance of 4 is not good enough in a tribe of 10. This fact seems to have eluded the Ken &amp; Barbie alliance and thus two Barbies, Allie &amp; Hope, have bit the dust. But could Hope have saved herself? And why is Sherri quickly becoming the &quot;Shemar whisperer&quot;?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Remember simple math. An alliance of 4 is not good enough in a tribe of 10. This fact seems to ha...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/6: Can You Stomach Makeover Week?</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />It's Biggest Loser Makeover week! That means we get to teach kids how to be superficial!! Oh wait, we shouldn't be cheering for that. Instead, let's focus on the fact that no one was eliminated this week and that no one will have to run the Biggest Loser Marathon... yeah, that's the ticket!]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-06</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:duration>1187</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>8</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>It's Biggest Loser Makeover week! That means we get to teach kids how to be superficial!! Oh wait, we shouldn't be cheering for that. Instead, let's focus on the fact that no one was eliminated this week and that no one will have to run the Biggest Loser Marathon... yeah, that's the ticket!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's Biggest Loser Makeover week! That means we get to teach kids how to be superficial!! Oh wait...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 3/1: PooP Deluge</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />You missed us. And we missed you. So in honor of that we deliver our third straight podcast in as many days! Start off March with some epic PooP! The Dancing With the Stars cast, Nerds, Top Model and the girl (without a penis and guitar) that could save Idol.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-03-01</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-27</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1286</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>9</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>You missed us. And we missed you. So in honor of that we deliver our third straight podcast in as many days! Start off March with some epic PooP! The Dancing With the Stars cast, Nerds, Top Model and the girl (without a penis and guitar) that could save Idol.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>You missed us. And we missed you. So in honor of that we deliver our third straight podcast in as...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 2/28: Biggest Loser, Coffin Edition</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yes, the producers brought out a coffin to jerk the tears out of Gina. We're not saying that The Biggest Loser has hit a new low, but at some point "Face Your Fears" week may be going too far. Fortunately, crazy stunts like this give us amazing fodder for a podcast. Enjoy!]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-02-28</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-27</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1164</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>10</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, the producers brought out a coffin to jerk the tears out of Gina. We're not saying that The Biggest Loser has hit a new low, but at some point &quot;Face Your Fears&quot; week may be going too far. Fortunately, crazy stunts like this give us amazing fodder for a podcast. Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, the producers brought out a coffin to jerk the tears out of Gina. We're not saying that The ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 2/27: Racers, LEARN TO SWIM!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The Amazing Race has a way of bringing out the worst stereotypes in people. Idries and Jamal gave us a heavy dose of this first hand. Why don't people learn how to swim before going on the race? And why are stilt the coolest thing to hit the islands in a decade?]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 08:19:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-02-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-27</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>987</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>11</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The Amazing Race has a way of bringing out the worst stereotypes in people. Idries and Jamal gave us a heavy dose of this first hand. Why don't people learn how to swim before going on the race? And why are stilt the coolest thing to hit the islands in a decade?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Amazing Race has a way of bringing out the worst stereotypes in people. Idries and Jamal gave...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 2/14:SURVIVOR: Crazy Train Edition</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Why do we always have to end up back in high school? We have a Ken & Barbie alliance on one side, bullies on the other and ooh look at the cute animals! No seriously, look at the cute animals, they're frickin' awesome! For the premiere we watched the show at the SAME TIME we podcasted so cringe along with us through the Survivor goodness... and epic failness.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:30:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-02-14</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-14</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>2689</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>12</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Why do we always have to end up back in high school? We have a Ken &amp; Barbie alliance on one side, bullies on the other and ooh look at the cute animals! No seriously, look at the cute animals, they're frickin' awesome! For the premiere we watched the show at the SAME TIME we podcasted so cringe along with us through the Survivor goodness... and epic failness.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Why do we always have to end up back in high school? We have a Ken &amp; Barbie alliance on one side,...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 2/9: Smell the PooPie!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yup, its that time again. Reality POOP! We've got Speidi, The Swan, extra Ramsay, the return of Vicci Martinez... and cast rants for Survivor and The Amazing Race!]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2013-02-09T09_00_00-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-02-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,biggest,loser,race,reality,survivor,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-02-09T09_00_00-08_00.mp3" length="32900108"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2056</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>13</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yup, its that time again. Reality POOP! We've got Speidi, The Swan, extra Ramsay, the return of Vicci Martinez... and cast rants for Survivor and The Amazing Race!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yup, its that time again. Reality POOP! We've got Speidi, The Swan, extra Ramsay, the return of V...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 2/7: Losers Prep for Singles!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Has the show been rigging it for Danni to advance? Who cares! She did it by her damn self and now we're at singles! Gotta wonder though, how different would the Biggest Loser have been without Jillian Michaels? Or if it was actually involving the kids.]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2013-02-07T09_00_00-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-02-07</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>biggest,loser,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-02-07T09_00_00-08_00.mp3" length="24092889"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1505</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>14</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Has the show been rigging it for Danni to advance? Who cares! She did it by her damn self and now we're at singles! Gotta wonder though, how different would the Biggest Loser have been without Jillian Michaels? Or if it was actually involving the kids.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Has the show been rigging it for Danni to advance? Who cares! She did it by her damn self and now...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 2/5: Welcome to Nerdvana</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />This is an advocacy podcast. Sometimes there are shows that you really should be watching but you might not know about. King of the Nerds, Thursdays on TBS, is one of those shows. Please listen and then please watch because we need more shows like this.]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2013-02-05T22_10_39-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 06:10:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-02-06</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-02-06</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>king,nerds,of,rant,reality,the</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-02-05T22_10_39-08_00.mp3" length="30404072"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1900</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>15</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>This is an advocacy podcast. Sometimes there are shows that you really should be watching but you might not know about. King of the Nerds, Thursdays on TBS, is one of those shows. Please listen and then please watch because we need more shows like this.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an advocacy podcast. Sometimes there are shows that you really should be watching but you...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 1/24: Idol Musings</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />As we prepare to watch Week 2 of American Idol, it's time to take Week 1 to task. Did the "new and improved" judging panel mean a damn thing? And experimentally, what does America REALLY want to see to turn Idol back into the juggernaut that it used to be back in the golden days?]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-01-24</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-01-23</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>american,idol,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1459</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>16</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>As we prepare to watch Week 2 of American Idol, it's time to take Week 1 to task. Did the &quot;new and improved&quot; judging panel mean a damn thing? And experimentally, what does America REALLY want to see to turn Idol back into the juggernaut that it used to be back in the golden days?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>As we prepare to watch Week 2 of American Idol, it's time to take Week 1 to task. Did the &quot;new an...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 1/23: Damn White Team!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Jillian must be snacking on Ho-Hos because we are on the cusp of the unbelievable. Somehow she is down to one trainee and with the exit of Pam we have to start playing the blame game. Is America's Toughest Trainer too tough? Are the former members of the white team too weak? Or did the producers just concoct the perfect situation for drama?]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:18:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-01-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-01-23</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>biggest,loser,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-01-23T08_18_50-08_00.mp3" length="30026237"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1876</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>17</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Jillian must be snacking on Ho-Hos because we are on the cusp of the unbelievable. Somehow she is down to one trainee and with the exit of Pam we have to start playing the blame game. Is America's Toughest Trainer too tough? Are the former members of the white team too weak? Or did the producers just concoct the perfect situation for drama?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jillian must be snacking on Ho-Hos because we are on the cusp of the unbelievable. Somehow she is...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 1/15:Shake it till you Break it</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Oh Pam, why didn't anyone tell you this wasn't "Dance Your Ass Off"? The White team has finally avoided an elimination, much tot he dismay of poor Cate who was sent home because her family cares for her. How dare they! Don't they know they're supposed to treat their loved ones with derision and disrespect?!? And don't even get us started on the loss of Nathan. Huh, that's our job? Well consider us started then!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:36:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-01-15</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-01-15</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>biggest,loser,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-01-15T07_36_27-08_00.mp3" length="33547526"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2096</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>18</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Oh Pam, why didn't anyone tell you this wasn't &quot;Dance Your Ass Off&quot;? The White team has finally avoided an elimination, much tot he dismay of poor Cate who was sent home because her family cares for her. How dare they! Don't they know they're supposed to treat their loved ones with derision and disrespect?!? And don't even get us started on the loss of Nathan. Huh, that's our job? Well consider us started then!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh Pam, why didn't anyone tell you this wasn't &quot;Dance Your Ass Off&quot;? The White team has finally a...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 1/7: And The Biggest Loser Is...</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Time to get back to the scale and the Biggest Loser Ranch invites 15 new victims for more beatings beatings beatings! But why are the kids being treated with kid gloves? Also, should players be allowed to quit on week 1. Did TC get a raw deal? And why is Jillian Michaels failing this season where she always used to succeed.?]]>
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      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2013-01-07T13_08_12-08_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2013-01-07T13_08_12-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:08:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-01-07</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-01-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>biggest,loser,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-01-07T13_08_12-08_00.mp3" length="38532543"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2408</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>19</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Time to get back to the scale and the Biggest Loser Ranch invites 15 new victims for more beatings beatings beatings! But why are the kids being treated with kid gloves? Also, should players be allowed to quit on week 1. Did TC get a raw deal? And why is Jillian Michaels failing this season where she always used to succeed.?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Time to get back to the scale and the Biggest Loser Ranch invites 15 new victims for more beating...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 12/24: Survivor: The Best Present Ever!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />We say this with hearts warm and full... CONGRATULATIONS DENISE! Honestly could not be much happier with this final 4 and how well Denise played to get here. So with all of this glee why are Eric and Bill cussing out their Survivor namesakes. Might have something to do with the return of Malcolm (woot!) and Survivor: Caramoan (reserved woot...)]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-12-24</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-12-22</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-12-24T09_00_00-08_00.mp3" length="24468617"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1529</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>20</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>We say this with hearts warm and full... CONGRATULATIONS DENISE! Honestly could not be much happier with this final 4 and how well Denise played to get here. So with all of this glee why are Eric and Bill cussing out their Survivor namesakes. Might have something to do with the return of Malcolm (woot!) and Survivor: Caramoan (reserved woot...)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We say this with hearts warm and full... CONGRATULATIONS DENISE! Honestly could not be much happi...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 12/23: Twinnies Go Down</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />And not in the fun way. Somehow we got our wish when it comes to The Amazing Race finale this season. Correction: Bill got his wish, Eric still feels that he had no one to root for. And for that matter, why is Eric stuck on thinking, "You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye!"? Because he's a dork is part of it, but listen for the truth.]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-12-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-12-22</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-12-23T09_00_00-08_00.mp3" length="12461665"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>778</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>21</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>And not in the fun way. Somehow we got our wish when it comes to The Amazing Race finale this season. Correction: Bill got his wish, Eric still feels that he had no one to root for. And for that matter, why is Eric stuck on thinking, &quot;You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye!&quot;? Because he's a dork is part of it, but listen for the truth.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>And not in the fun way. Somehow we got our wish when it comes to The Amazing Race finale this sea...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 12/22: Pitch Slapped</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />We may have a problem with The Voice. We like Cassadee Pope, really we do. For that matter we like Nick and Terry, but at some point you have to severely question the voting system. Did The Voice violate its core concept by overpowering this series with iTunes voting? Will it result in commercial success? We've got some answers.]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-12-22T07_36_41-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 15:36:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-12-22</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-12-22</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,voice</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-12-22T07_36_41-08_00.mp3" length="15290651"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>955</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>22</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>We may have a problem with The Voice. We like Cassadee Pope, really we do. For that matter we like Nick and Terry, but at some point you have to severely question the voting system. Did The Voice violate its core concept by overpowering this series with iTunes voting? Will it result in commercial success? We've got some answers.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We may have a problem with The Voice. We like Cassadee Pope, really we do. For that matter we lik...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 12/9: Carter, We Hardly Knew Ye...</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Somebody got eliminated from Survivor. We talk about everybody else. Is Abi-Maria's survival truly shenanigans? Should Dangrayne be shamed for their auction performance? Does God intend for Malcolm to win it all? And which Lisa will show up next week?]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-12-09T09_00_00-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-12-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-12-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-12-09T09_00_00-08_00.mp3" length="37743018"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2358</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>23</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Somebody got eliminated from Survivor. We talk about everybody else. Is Abi-Maria's survival truly shenanigans? Should Dangrayne be shamed for their auction performance? Does God intend for Malcolm to win it all? And which Lisa will show up next week?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Somebody got eliminated from Survivor. We talk about everybody else. Is Abi-Maria's survival trul...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 12/7: Twins for the Win... Ugh!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The race has gone beyond the point of sickness. If you listen to this podcast you know how we feel about non-elimination legs. The fact that one just helped the one team we would actually pay to see Philiminated... ugh! Is there any chance this season of race can be redeemed?]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 19:01:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-12-07</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-12-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1337</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>24</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The race has gone beyond the point of sickness. If you listen to this podcast you know how we feel about non-elimination legs. The fact that one just helped the one team we would actually pay to see Philiminated... ugh! Is there any chance this season of race can be redeemed?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The race has gone beyond the point of sickness. If you listen to this podcast you know how we fee...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/30: XTina Be Gone!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The Voice is deep into the live shows and Team XTina has been fully ejected. With Team Cee-Lo having its first casualty, doe Trevin Hunt have what it takes to get them to the finish line. And is it possible for a girl to win, breaking the streak of Bald Black guys taking home The Voice tropht]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-11-30</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-11-28</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1090</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>25</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The Voice is deep into the live shows and Team XTina has been fully ejected. With Team Cee-Lo having its first casualty, doe Trevin Hunt have what it takes to get them to the finish line. And is it possible for a girl to win, breaking the streak of Bald Black guys taking home The Voice tropht</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Voice is deep into the live shows and Team XTina has been fully ejected. With Team Cee-Lo hav...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/28: Abbie &amp; Ryan got hosed</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yes, we have seen one of the greatest moments of strategy in Amazing Race history. Should it have been possible? Is there a chance that a loophole was left open just so that an extra million dollars wouldn't fly out of the Race coffers? Regardless, 2 teams need to realize they are being played, because there's only 1 team running this race and only 1 winner.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:12:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-11-28</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-11-28</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1094</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>26</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, we have seen one of the greatest moments of strategy in Amazing Race history. Should it have been possible? Is there a chance that a loophole was left open just so that an extra million dollars wouldn't fly out of the Race coffers? Regardless, 2 teams need to realize they are being played, because there's only 1 team running this race and only 1 winner.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, we have seen one of the greatest moments of strategy in Amazing Race history. Should it have...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/21: Is This Even a Race?</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The Race (which we refuse to call Amazing at this point) has really started to hit some new lows. Since when can you get help on a Roadblock? Lost passports do not make for entertaining television. And can we PLEASE have some competition?]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-11-21</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-11-19</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1593</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>27</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The Race (which we refuse to call Amazing at this point) has really started to hit some new lows. Since when can you get help on a Roadblock? Lost passports do not make for entertaining television. And can we PLEASE have some competition?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Race (which we refuse to call Amazing at this point) has really started to hit some new lows....</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/19: Survivor, The Way It Should Be</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Seriously, kudos tot he team at Survivor for numerous amazing episodes this season. This most recent on was absolutely fantastic. We know we are called the Reality rant, but there really isn't anything negative to say... Oh, wait. We still have Abi-Maria. Rant commence!]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:26:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-11-19</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-11-19</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1501</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>28</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Seriously, kudos tot he team at Survivor for numerous amazing episodes this season. This most recent on was absolutely fantastic. We know we are called the Reality rant, but there really isn't anything negative to say... Oh, wait. We still have Abi-Maria. Rant commence!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Seriously, kudos tot he team at Survivor for numerous amazing episodes this season. This most rec...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 11/11: Survivor BLOWOUT!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Everything must GO! Especially if it's named Abi-Maria. Our Survivor Roundtable has re-convened to discuss the merge and the chaos that has ensued as a result. How have our pre-season predictions held up? What new predictions do we have for the rest of the season. All that and hydrochloric acid, inside.]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2012 19:22:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-11-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-11-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>5270</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>29</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Everything must GO! Especially if it's named Abi-Maria. Our Survivor Roundtable has re-convened to discuss the merge and the chaos that has ensued as a result. How have our pre-season predictions held up? What new predictions do we have for the rest of the season. All that and hydrochloric acid, inside.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Everything must GO! Especially if it's named Abi-Maria. Our Survivor Roundtable has re-convened t...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/27: The (insert adjective here) Race</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />We've got our picks, but all of them are far from Amazing. How did a cast that seemed genuinely likable initially turn so bland? Does the race course have something to do with it? And why does Eric feel the need to admonish this season on what could be considered moral grounds?]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-26</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1186</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>30</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>We've got our picks, but all of them are far from Amazing. How did a cast that seemed genuinely likable initially turn so bland? Does the race course have something to do with it? And why does Eric feel the need to admonish this season on what could be considered moral grounds?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We've got our picks, but all of them are far from Amazing. How did a cast that seemed genuinely l...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/29: The Merge of our Dreams </title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />A healthy dose of Survivor has been served. We have a dream finale in mind and we know just how to get it, but do Malcolm and Denise? Further, can someone please muzzle Abi-Maria? And finally, what is the true power of knowing the holders of 3 immunity idols?]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-29</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-26</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1713</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>31</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>A healthy dose of Survivor has been served. We have a dream finale in mind and we know just how to get it, but do Malcolm and Denise? Further, can someone please muzzle Abi-Maria? And finally, what is the true power of knowing the holders of 3 immunity idols?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A healthy dose of Survivor has been served. We have a dream finale in mind and we know just how t...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/26: What does PooP sound like?</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />You've been clamoring for it and here it is. More PooP! We take on The Voice, Donald Trump, Celebrity Diving (yes, that exists now) and even a certain little munchkin known as Honey Boo Boo.]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-10-26T11_27_56-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:27:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-26</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-26</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,voice</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2067</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>32</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>You've been clamoring for it and here it is. More PooP! We take on The Voice, Donald Trump, Celebrity Diving (yes, that exists now) and even a certain little munchkin known as Honey Boo Boo.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>You've been clamoring for it and here it is. More PooP! We take on The Voice, Donald Trump, Celeb...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/12: Misery thy name is Matsing</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />We are going to have to pour one out for the Matsing tribe on Survivor. With only two members left, it's basically unfair to call them a tribe. But does that mean the game is over for Malcolm & Denise? How do Eric and Bill see things playing out? Has Abi-Maria locked up the Bat-poo insane award? And has Pete risen to the levels of Russell Hantz?]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 07:34:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-12</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-12</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2172</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>33</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>We are going to have to pour one out for the Matsing tribe on Survivor. With only two members left, it's basically unfair to call them a tribe. But does that mean the game is over for Malcolm &amp; Denise? How do Eric and Bill see things playing out? Has Abi-Maria locked up the Bat-poo insane award? And has Pete risen to the levels of Russell Hantz?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We are going to have to pour one out for the Matsing tribe on Survivor. With only two members lef...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/10: The Mediocre Race</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />What is so Amazing about this season's race? If you know please tell us. Challenges that you don't have to win. More bottlenecks than you can shake a stick at. We're really at a loss. Especially considering the teams we are losing. Warning: This is not a kind podcast. If you're looking for sugar, spice and everything nice, turn elsewhere.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:40:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-10</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-10</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-10-10T13_40_17-07_00.mp3" length="28758567"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1797</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>34</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>What is so Amazing about this season's race? If you know please tell us. Challenges that you don't have to win. More bottlenecks than you can shake a stick at. We're really at a loss. Especially considering the teams we are losing. Warning: This is not a kind podcast. If you're looking for sugar, spice and everything nice, turn elsewhere.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>What is so Amazing about this season's race? If you know please tell us. Challenges that you don'...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/4: Survivor for Pessimists</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yes it has gotten that bad. 3 immunity challenges, 3 straight losses. Even Malcolm has called it heartbreaking. Pessimism may be running amuck at Matsing, but we've found a few reason for hope. Can Matsing turn this around? And what about all this Idol foreplay? Has Abi-Maria ruined the game for both her and RC?]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 07:35:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-04</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-04</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1645</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>35</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yes it has gotten that bad. 3 immunity challenges, 3 straight losses. Even Malcolm has called it heartbreaking. Pessimism may be running amuck at Matsing, but we've found a few reason for hope. Can Matsing turn this around? And what about all this Idol foreplay? Has Abi-Maria ruined the game for both her and RC?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes it has gotten that bad. 3 immunity challenges, 3 straight losses. Even Malcolm has called it ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/5: Racing for Big Bucks!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />...and no whammies. But seriously, a few teams pissed us off on what may have been the easiest opening leg in a long time on The Amazing Race. Why is there an insistence on casting pseudo-celebrities? Why are the tasks getting easier? And when will we see Phil Keoghan just smack a team for being stupid?!?]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-05</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-03</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>amazing,race,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-10-05T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="27672274"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1729</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>36</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>...and no whammies. But seriously, a few teams pissed us off on what may have been the easiest opening leg in a long time on The Amazing Race. Why is there an insistence on casting pseudo-celebrities? Why are the tasks getting easier? And when will we see Phil Keoghan just smack a team for being stupid?!?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>...and no whammies. But seriously, a few teams pissed us off on what may have been the easiest op...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 10/3: Survivor's baking cookies!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yes, we all love them, but they have no place in Tribal Council. Cookies?!? SERIOUSLY?!?! Regardless, with the new episode of Survivor airing tonight, we decided to take a risk and look like idiots. Hear our predictions on the next episode and laugh at us when they don't come true!]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-10-03T00_18_16-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 07:18:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-10-03</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-10-03</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1467</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>37</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, we all love them, but they have no place in Tribal Council. Cookies?!? SERIOUSLY?!?! Regardless, with the new episode of Survivor airing tonight, we decided to take a risk and look like idiots. Hear our predictions on the next episode and laugh at us when they don't come true!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, we all love them, but they have no place in Tribal Council. Cookies?!? SERIOUSLY?!?! Regardl...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/23: Time to take a crap!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />That's right, we've got more PooP for you. And we've been saving it up for quite a while. So let's stop prairie dogging it and get to all those other reality shows you love to hate!]]>
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      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-09-23T09_00_00-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-09-23T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-21</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2390</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>38</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>That's right, we've got more PooP for you. And we've been saving it up for quite a while. So let's stop prairie dogging it and get to all those other reality shows you love to hate!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's right, we've got more PooP for you. And we've been saving it up for quite a while. So let'...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/22: SURVIVOR - Zane flames out</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Wow, who knew you could pack 39 days of Survivor into a single 3-day stint on the island? Apparently Zane did as he masterfully worked his way out of the game. Now that he's gone, is Russell Swan in trouble. And who is our Reality Rant MVP of the week?]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-22</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-21</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-09-22T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="25750916"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1609</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>39</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Wow, who knew you could pack 39 days of Survivor into a single 3-day stint on the island? Apparently Zane did as he masterfully worked his way out of the game. Now that he's gone, is Russell Swan in trouble. And who is our Reality Rant MVP of the week?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wow, who knew you could pack 39 days of Survivor into a single 3-day stint on the island? Apparen...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/21: Quack Attack! Ian Wins Big Brother!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Amazingly, Ian Terry has become the youngest winner in Big Brother history, but was his win the most satisfying ever? And how do we feel about Dan being the runner-up. Who cares! What we really want to know is whether Shane has gotten his restraining order on Danielle yet.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 19:14:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-21</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-21</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2140</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>40</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Amazingly, Ian Terry has become the youngest winner in Big Brother history, but was his win the most satisfying ever? And how do we feel about Dan being the runner-up. Who cares! What we really want to know is whether Shane has gotten his restraining order on Danielle yet.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Amazingly, Ian Terry has become the youngest winner in Big Brother history, but was his win the m...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/17: Will Danielle be the death of Big Brother?</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />We're down to three and in a rarity on the Reality Rant podcast, we actually believe the majority of remaining players to be deserving winners. Then there's Danielle. Why would a Danielle victory taint the BB cess pool forever? Listen up and find out.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 20:06:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-17</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-17</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2302</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>41</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>We're down to three and in a rarity on the Reality Rant podcast, we actually believe the majority of remaining players to be deserving winners. Then there's Danielle. Why would a Danielle victory taint the BB cess pool forever? Listen up and find out.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We're down to three and in a rarity on the Reality Rant podcast, we actually believe the majority...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/12: Survivor Prediction Special!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The roundtable re-convenes to make their final predictions and picks for this season of Survivor. Who will win? Who will go home right away? And who will join the ranks of Colton and Philip as people we wish never got on the show...?]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-12</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-09</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3085</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>42</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The roundtable re-convenes to make their final predictions and picks for this season of Survivor. Who will win? Who will go home right away? And who will join the ranks of Colton and Philip as people we wish never got on the show...?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The roundtable re-convenes to make their final predictions and picks for this season of Survivor....</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/9: Big Brother Blitz!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Dan, Then Ian, Then Dan, Then Ian... who are we kidding, really it's all Dan. Agreed? Good. So now that we have that settled. How can Ian sneak his way to the end of the game? Because a Dan/Ian finale is the stuff dreams are made of.]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-09-09T16_11_05-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 23:11:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-09</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3176</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>43</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Dan, Then Ian, Then Dan, Then Ian... who are we kidding, really it's all Dan. Agreed? Good. So now that we have that settled. How can Ian sneak his way to the end of the game? Because a Dan/Ian finale is the stuff dreams are made of.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan, Then Ian, Then Dan, Then Ian... who are we kidding, really it's all Dan. Agreed? Good. So no...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 9/10: Survivor Cast Preview - Kalabaw</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Survivor has got to stop with the crazy tribe names. Tandang=Rooster, Matsing=Monkey=Russell Swan's tribe=Racist and now we have the mighty water buffalo of Kalabaw. If I was a woman on that tribe, I'd be offended. Lucky for you, we're not on that tribe but rather the whole gang (including Christian & Sarah are back on the mics to tear 6 more survivors to shreds! Ready... GO!]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-09-10T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-10</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-03</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1605</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>44</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Survivor has got to stop with the crazy tribe names. Tandang=Rooster, Matsing=Monkey=Russell Swan's tribe=Racist and now we have the mighty water buffalo of Kalabaw. If I was a woman on that tribe, I'd be offended. Lucky for you, we're not on that tribe but rather the whole gang (including Christian &amp; Sarah are back on the mics to tear 6 more survivors to shreds! Ready... GO!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Survivor has got to stop with the crazy tribe names. Tandang=Rooster, Matsing=Monkey=Russell Swan...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/7: Survivor Cast Preview - Matsing</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />More Survivor? Yes, please! This time Eric, Bill, Sarah and Christian take on the Matsing tribe led by Russell Swan of Samoa fame. Does this tribe have what takes to dominate the Philippines? Who cares! We get to pick them apart and make tons of predictions that probably won't come true! And that's what you're here for, right? RIGHT?!?!]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-07</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-03</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1939</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>45</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>More Survivor? Yes, please! This time Eric, Bill, Sarah and Christian take on the Matsing tribe led by Russell Swan of Samoa fame. Does this tribe have what takes to dominate the Philippines? Who cares! We get to pick them apart and make tons of predictions that probably won't come true! And that's what you're here for, right? RIGHT?!?!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>More Survivor? Yes, please! This time Eric, Bill, Sarah and Christian take on the Matsing tribe l...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 9/4: Survivor Cast Preview - Tandang</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Survivor is BACK! And you deserve something special. That's why we chose to double your pleasure by bringing in two special ranters to the podcast! That's right, 4 ranters, 6 castaways... 1 podcast! Make sure you stay tuned for all 4 parts of our Survivor cast preview!]]>
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      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-09-04T09_54_21-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-09-04T09_54_21-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 16:54:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-09-04</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-09-03</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-09-04T09_54_21-07_00.mp3" length="49089774"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3068</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>46</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Survivor is BACK! And you deserve something special. That's why we chose to double your pleasure by bringing in two special ranters to the podcast! That's right, 4 ranters, 6 castaways... 1 podcast! Make sure you stay tuned for all 4 parts of our Survivor cast preview!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Survivor is BACK! And you deserve something special. That's why we chose to double your pleasure ...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 8/27: Dan vs. Will Kirby</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The mega match is on and Dr. Will Kirby isn't even in the Big Brother house! After taking out Boogie (with Ian's assistance) Dan may now have pulled off something so huge, so epic, that he may now be the official King of Big Brother. Nuff said, listen to this podcast. And oh yeah, SPOILER ALERT!!!]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-26T12_08_27-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:08:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-28</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-27</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
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      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-08-26T12_08_27-07_00.mp3" length="42834162"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2677</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>47</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The mega match is on and Dr. Will Kirby isn't even in the Big Brother house! After taking out Boogie (with Ian's assistance) Dan may now have pulled off something so huge, so epic, that he may now be the official King of Big Brother. Nuff said, listen to this podcast. And oh yeah, SPOILER ALERT!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The mega match is on and Dr. Will Kirby isn't even in the Big Brother house! After taking out Boo...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 8/23: Glass House, Shattered Dreams</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Who really won Glass House? Kevin? The fans? CBS and Big Brother? We probably will never know as this is likely the one time we'll ever see the show, but it definitely left an impression on our television landscape. What can be learned from Ori and her "monkeys"? And better yet, how could the show be fixed if ABC decided to re-use that beautiful HD set?]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-23T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-20</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>glass,house,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-08-23T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="24683215"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1542</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>48</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Who really won Glass House? Kevin? The fans? CBS and Big Brother? We probably will never know as this is likely the one time we'll ever see the show, but it definitely left an impression on our television landscape. What can be learned from Ori and her &quot;monkeys&quot;? And better yet, how could the show be fixed if ABC decided to re-use that beautiful HD set?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Who really won Glass House? Kevin? The fans? CBS and Big Brother? We probably will never know as ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 8/21: Boogie Down, Boogie Out</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Big Brother has had more than its fair share of twists and turns this season. And now we are on the precipice of seeing the second coach walk out the door. Did Boogie doom himself by crafting Chilltown 2.0 with Frank? Was the Silent Six wise to side with Boogie over Janelle? And how the hell did Shane become so damn safe?!?]]>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-20T16_52_29-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:52:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-22</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-22</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>&amp;,big,brother,film,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1830</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>49</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Big Brother has had more than its fair share of twists and turns this season. And now we are on the precipice of seeing the second coach walk out the door. Did Boogie doom himself by crafting Chilltown 2.0 with Frank? Was the Silent Six wise to side with Boogie over Janelle? And how the hell did Shane become so damn safe?!?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Big Brother has had more than its fair share of twists and turns this season. And now we are on t...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 8/10: GH: Can the viewers take a bribe?</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />IF we could take a bribe to stop watching this show we probably would have done exactly what Stephanie did. That said, this episode was the best in GH's short history by far! Could there be more mole-esque hijinks on the way. And, once someone does win this thing, will anyone feel like they deserved it?]]>
      </description>
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      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-10T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-10</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>carly,glass,house,jepsen,rae,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-08-10T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="29747024"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1859</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>50</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>IF we could take a bribe to stop watching this show we probably would have done exactly what Stephanie did. That said, this episode was the best in GH's short history by far! Could there be more mole-esque hijinks on the way. And, once someone does win this thing, will anyone feel like they deserved it?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>IF we could take a bribe to stop watching this show we probably would have done exactly what Step...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 8/8: Janie needs a Gun</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Big Brother has turned on itself. They "gave" the coaches 4 weeks of "immunity" and as soon as it is gone, look what happened. Can Alison Grodner and crew save the challenge queen from eviction or have they moved on to their new mistress, Frank. And when will someone finally call Danielle out on her BS?]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-08T08_51_30-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-08T08_51_30-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 15:51:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-08</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-08</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-08-08T08_51_30-07_00.mp3" length="29747459"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1859</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>51</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Big Brother has turned on itself. They &quot;gave&quot; the coaches 4 weeks of &quot;immunity&quot; and as soon as it is gone, look what happened. Can Alison Grodner and crew save the challenge queen from eviction or have they moved on to their new mistress, Frank. And when will someone finally call Danielle out on her BS?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Big Brother has turned on itself. They &quot;gave&quot; the coaches 4 weeks of &quot;immunity&quot; and as soon as it...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 8/4: Big Brother's Big Fat Reset Button</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Enough Said. This button may be the day Big Brother jumped that shark. Ok, fine Big Brother has jumped the shark numerous times, but you gotta admit, this one is special. What has the show got against Shane? Why does it LOVE Frank? What positives has this twist given us? Time to find out!]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-04T10_55_54-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-04T10_55_54-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 17:55:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-04</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-04</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-08-04T10_55_54-07_00.mp3" length="44073410"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2754</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>52</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Enough Said. This button may be the day Big Brother jumped that shark. Ok, fine Big Brother has jumped the shark numerous times, but you gotta admit, this one is special. What has the show got against Shane? Why does it LOVE Frank? What positives has this twist given us? Time to find out!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Enough Said. This button may be the day Big Brother jumped that shark. Ok, fine Big Brother has j...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 8/2: &quot;Strategery&quot; Under Glass</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Somewhere along this road known as The Glass House we had to expect them to figure out the strategy. Yet,  Jeffery almost got bit in the butt. Is there hope for this "little show that can't"? Do we care who wins? And how can we make sure their challenge department gets jobs elsewhere, because they are KILLING it!]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-02T09_00_00-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-08-02T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-02</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-07-31</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>glass,house,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-08-02T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="21279170"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1329</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>53</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Somewhere along this road known as The Glass House we had to expect them to figure out the strategy. Yet,  Jeffery almost got bit in the butt. Is there hope for this &quot;little show that can't&quot;? Do we care who wins? And how can we make sure their challenge department gets jobs elsewhere, because they are KILLING it!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Somewhere along this road known as The Glass House we had to expect them to figure out the strate...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 7/31: Boogie in the House!?!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />We called it just like the coaches did. Some returning houseguests will likely be playing the game FOR REALZ! Are the newbies doomed or will the finally unite? More importantly, do Shane and/or Frank realize that screwing yourself is not fun?]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-30T23_33_20-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-30T23_33_20-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 06:33:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-08-01</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-08-01</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-07-30T23_33_20-07_00.mp3" length="27755680"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1734</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>54</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>We called it just like the coaches did. Some returning houseguests will likely be playing the game FOR REALZ! Are the newbies doomed or will the finally unite? More importantly, do Shane and/or Frank realize that screwing yourself is not fun?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We called it just like the coaches did. Some returning houseguests will likely be playing the gam...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 7/25: Reality PooP!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Crystal Cox, Steroids, Jillian and Beating, Bachelorette brouhahas, casting drama... And the almighty flush of the Reality Rant. Time for another PooP-cast!]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-25T09_00_00-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-25T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-07-25</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-07-23</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,biggest,brother,dance,loser,rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-07-25T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="40142521"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2508</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>55</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Crystal Cox, Steroids, Jillian and Beating, Bachelorette brouhahas, casting drama... And the almighty flush of the Reality Rant. Time for another PooP-cast!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Crystal Cox, Steroids, Jillian and Beating, Bachelorette brouhahas, casting drama... And the almi...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 7/23: Big &quot;Bother&quot; - Willie's Gone</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The season has officially fallen apart. Tons to talk about, so less caption writing and more listening!]]>
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      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-23T12_56_49-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-23T12_56_49-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:56:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-07-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-07-23</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-07-23T12_56_49-07_00.mp3" length="35447569"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2215</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>56</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The season has officially fallen apart. Tons to talk about, so less caption writing and more listening!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The season has officially fallen apart. Tons to talk about, so less caption writing and more list...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 7/11: BIG BROTHER!!!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />FINALLY! It's officially summer as Big Brother is about to begin. Unfortunately, the cast seems a little lackluster. At least that can be fixed with returning houseguests! (ugh...) Time will tell, but for now, let the speculation run wild!]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-11T00_37_48-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-11T00_37_48-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 07:37:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-07-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-07-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-07-11T00_37_48-07_00.mp3" length="25370573"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1585</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>57</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>FINALLY! It's officially summer as Big Brother is about to begin. Unfortunately, the cast seems a little lackluster. At least that can be fixed with returning houseguests! (ugh...) Time will tell, but for now, let the speculation run wild!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>FINALLY! It's officially summer as Big Brother is about to begin. Unfortunately, the cast seems a...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 7/10: Shattered Expectations</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The Glass House has been fun, but if no one truly figures out how to play the game, this season will be lost and the show will be one and done. Hint: manipulate America, not each other. Can Ashley survive America for a third straight week? Does Holly know her major now? And most importantly, are Mike and Kevin worse than Jacob and Alex?]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-10T09_07_36-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-07-10T09_07_36-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:07:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-07-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-07-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>glass,house,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-07-10T09_07_36-07_00.mp3" length="24290148"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1518</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>58</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The Glass House has been fun, but if no one truly figures out how to play the game, this season will be lost and the show will be one and done. Hint: manipulate America, not each other. Can Ashley survive America for a third straight week? Does Holly know her major now? And most importantly, are Mike and Kevin worse than Jacob and Alex?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Glass House has been fun, but if no one truly figures out how to play the game, this season w...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 6/28: More PooP!</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Hell's Kitchen is always great for us to Poop on, but we actually refrained until the end of this PooP cast. Partially because TNT's The Great Escape has us wishing casting was just a little less redundant. Also, will someone please help Cheryl Burke come to her senses?]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-28T09_00_00-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-28T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-06-28</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-06-27</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>dancing,escape,great,hell's,kitchen,rant,reality,stars</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-06-28T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="30494753"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1905</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>59</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Hell's Kitchen is always great for us to Poop on, but we actually refrained until the end of this PooP cast. Partially because TNT's The Great Escape has us wishing casting was just a little less redundant. Also, will someone please help Cheryl Burke come to her senses?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hell's Kitchen is always great for us to Poop on, but we actually refrained until the end of this...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 6/27: Glass Strategy, or lack there of...</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yes Glass House has officially earned the title of Big Brother Lite, but is that the fault of the players or the format. What the hell does Apollo think he's doing? And when did Dr. Phil become a psychologist? (Freud rolling in his grave) ]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-27T08_46_42-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-27T08_46_42-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:46:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-06-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-06-27</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>glass,house,rant,reality</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-06-27T08_46_42-07_00.mp3" length="19911207"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1244</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>60</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yes Glass House has officially earned the title of Big Brother Lite, but is that the fault of the players or the format. What the hell does Apollo think he's doing? And when did Dr. Phil become a psychologist? (Freud rolling in his grave) </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes Glass House has officially earned the title of Big Brother Lite, but is that the fault of the...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 6/21: Glass House vs. Big Brother</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The title says it all. There's a new show in town trying to take over the Chenbot's throne. How did it stack up? Will we keep watching? Is Primetime 99 Alex Stein dead yet?]]>
      </description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-21T09_00_00-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://realityrant.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-21T09_00_00-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-06-21</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-06-20</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>big,brother,glass,house,rant,reality,tv</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://realityrant.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-06-21T09_00_00-07_00.mp3" length="28387419"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1774</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>61</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The title says it all. There's a new show in town trying to take over the Chenbot's throne. How did it stack up? Will we keep watching? Is Primetime 99 Alex Stein dead yet?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The title says it all. There's a new show in town trying to take over the Chenbot's throne. How d...</itunes:subtitle>
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    <item>
      <title>Reality Rant 6/20 - The PooPcast</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Yes, we've finally done it. admitted that our podcast can be pure crap. Well, we are talking about reality after all. This cast is our opportunity to go off the record, but somehow we still manage to cuss out Hell's Kitchen, The Choice, MasterChef, and more! (working on audio stuff folks)]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:20:40 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-06-20</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>62</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, we've finally done it. admitted that our podcast can be pure crap. Well, we are talking about reality after all. This cast is our opportunity to go off the record, but somehow we still manage to cuss out Hell's Kitchen, The Choice, MasterChef, and more! (working on audio stuff folks)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, we've finally done it. admitted that our podcast can be pure crap. Well, we are talking abou...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/23: Arsenio is anything but the Apprentice</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Disclaimer: We like Arsenio Hall. However, he had absolutely no business winning Celebrity Apprentice. How did we end up with an all-male Final 2 anyway. We're Aubrey and Lisa truly emotional liabilities. And in Trump's world where the almighty dollar is king, how did Clay triumphant total not yield reality TV success?]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-05-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-05-23</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1128</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>63</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Disclaimer: We like Arsenio Hall. However, he had absolutely no business winning Celebrity Apprentice. How did we end up with an all-male Final 2 anyway. We're Aubrey and Lisa truly emotional liabilities. And in Trump's world where the almighty dollar is king, how did Clay triumphant total not yield reality TV success?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Disclaimer: We like Arsenio Hall. However, he had absolutely no business winning Celebrity Appren...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/22: Zzzzz...Survivor...zzzzZ</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Congratulation Kim on winning arguably the most boring season of Survivor ever. Not you fault, but we do wonder, could it have been avoided? More importantly, why was the finale reunion the most interesting episode to date?]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 03:05:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-05-23</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-05-23</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1587</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>64</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Congratulation Kim on winning arguably the most boring season of Survivor ever. Not you fault, but we do wonder, could it have been avoided? More importantly, why was the finale reunion the most interesting episode to date?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Congratulation Kim on winning arguably the most boring season of Survivor ever. Not you fault, bu...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/14: Monday Speed Round</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />It's a hodgepodge of reality madness coming at you fat and loose. From ABC's Glass House Feud with CBS's Big Brother to Chris Harrison making himself The Bachelor, there are no holds barred in this podcast.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-05-14</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-05-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:duration>984</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>65</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>It's a hodgepodge of reality madness coming at you fat and loose. From ABC's Glass House Feud with CBS's Big Brother to Chris Harrison making himself The Bachelor, there are no holds barred in this podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a hodgepodge of reality madness coming at you fat and loose. From ABC's Glass House Feud wit...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/12: The Amazing Race - One Week Later</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Now that all of the agony has set in, how, with two of the most dominant teams in TAR history did we end up with a finale like that? How were Dave and Rachel not punished for making such a huge mistake on the final leg? And how much credit do Brendon and Rachel truly deserve for going the distance?]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-05-12</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-05-11</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1237</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:order>66</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Now that all of the agony has set in, how, with two of the most dominant teams in TAR history did we end up with a finale like that? How were Dave and Rachel not punished for making such a huge mistake on the final leg? And how much credit do Brendon and Rachel truly deserve for going the distance?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now that all of the agony has set in, how, with two of the most dominant teams in TAR history did...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/11: Voice Class</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />The Voice is over and remarkably Xtina didn't win again! (not shocked). Did this finale go off as well as it could have? Should The Voice be considering some format changes considering slumping ratings? Also, why Jermaine Paul deserves an MVP award for his strategic play on top of his singing.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-05-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-05-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,voice</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1433</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>67</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>The Voice is over and remarkably Xtina didn't win again! (not shocked). Did this finale go off as well as it could have? Should The Voice be considering some format changes considering slumping ratings? Also, why Jermaine Paul deserves an MVP award for his strategic play on top of his singing.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Voice is over and remarkably Xtina didn't win again! (not shocked). Did this finale go off as...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Reality Rant 5/10: Survive THIS! (For Realz)</title>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />Back on the wagon, and unlike Chelsea we aren't hitched to Kim. Will anyone stop drinking Kim's Kool-aid and realize that Survivor only has one winner? Now that a woman is guaranteed to win this season, where will this season rank? And most importantly, without Tarzan on the island, is the game still afoot?]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:04:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2012-05-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2012-05-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://realityrant.podomatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Reality Rant</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>rant,reality,survivor</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/1743821/1400x1400_5831027.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1102</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:order>68</itunes:order>
      <itunes:summary>Back on the wagon, and unlike Chelsea we aren't hitched to Kim. Will anyone stop drinking Kim's Kool-aid and realize that Survivor only has one winner? Now that a woman is guaranteed to win this season, where will this season rank? And most importantly, without Tarzan on the island, is the game still afoot?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Back on the wagon, and unlike Chelsea we aren't hitched to Kim. Will anyone stop drinking Kim's K...</itunes:subtitle>
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